Seabear.

As we're roasting marshmallows in our backyard, Marcus runs up to me with a yard stick and draws a circle around my chair...

Me: "You're drawing an anti-seabear circle aren't you."
Marcus:"Yes."
"Thought so."
"You have your anti-searhinocerous underwear on, right?"
"Of course."
"You're safe."


My siblings are perfect.